Frankencycle: R.I.P.

I just got back home from my pubquiz to notice that where my Frankencycle was living, now there is an empty space.

Little bit sad, and mightily peeved, I would like to throw the metaphorical ashes of my Frankencycle into the winds of the Internet and say: "You were a shitty bike. You always seemed more work than you were worth. But now I miss you and I hope your new owners have road accident"

Yes, that's right - patience I have learned, and tolerance too. But forgiveness for crappy bike stealin' low life scum? Nuttin'.