And again?

Ok, so I thought yesterday was just an aberration but apparently it was that I wasn't paying enough attention previously to my increasingly amusing "Word of the Day" gidget. This was today's gem:

Would anybody, anywhere (and here I include non-native English speakers) actually ever create sentences like this? And use them in a conversation? Man, if I was taught English like this at school, lessons would have been so much more entertaining :)

As an aside, my two horoscopes for today are in opposition ... which do I follow?

Astrozone?
Aquarius You should avoid pushing anyone for a definitive answer or decision today, they'll simply not be concrete enough to make them stick and when things don't work out you'll only have yourself to blame., Keep things at an even pace throughout the day. Tonight is nice for relationships, but you could be rather tired and simply want to sleep.

or Tarot?