Bored?

What do you do when you are bored and happen to have:

• A lime,
• A carving implement,
• And a cat?

One answer would be the 'experiment' above; a second would be to look up crap on the Intarweb. Guess which one I did. But only because I didn't have a cat in the nearby vicinity.

DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS

aka 21 Books Stan Geisel never wrote

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Are You My Proctologist?

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo -- Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!

12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

13. I've Fallen -- And I Can't Get Up!

14. Yentl the Lentil

15. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

16. Aunts in My Pants

17. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

18. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

19. The Grinch's Ten Inches